I've been single for approximately thirty seconds and I am already fed up. Really people? Is THIS what dating is all about? No. Fuck that. Not EVEN dating. I cannot even fathom what dating is going to look like when a casual friendship between a man and a woman brings stupid games and enough mixed signals to render one dizzy. Is THIS what I have to look forward to because if it is just shoot me now.

Maybe men have conditioned themselves to act like children because they are used to dealing with insecure women that require A LOT of work and attention. I am afraid that I am paying for the emotional sins of my female counterparts. I do not need or want the coddling that my gender demands but I WOULD appreciate a little bit of honesty and respect.

Lyrics from the song that is playing right now, "Sex and love is not a game. A game is something you can win. And maybe something kind of fun. Cause love is just a bloodsport". I laughed out loud.

I am pretty certain that I am dealing with an infant at this point and rule no. 6 on the, my standards are probably way to high and I will probably end up lonely with cats, list is, NO SMALL CHILDREN!